So, I was talking to my friend on the phone last night. Shortly before hanging up last night, she asked me if I was going to be alright.
Me: I'm fine now; it comes and goes.
Her: Well, you can hug your ferret, anyway.
Me: I was hugging my ferret when I started crying.
Her: That's it! That's what caused it. It was the trauma of being violated by your ferret. That's why you're crying!
Me: Oh my...
Her: This is just wrong on so many levels...but somehow seems right...
Yeah...it really was past our bedtimes. We should have been asleep, rather than having this conversation.
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I don't understand completely. How did Chaos' erection cause you to cry? You know I'm kinda slow sometimes!!
Jamie
He didn't make me cry. My friend was making a joke!
It was pure cirucumstance (or was it???) that I was holding Chaos when I started to cry. My friend just needed some sleep and wanted to make me laugh!
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