I give you Exhibit A in the case of the State vs. Loki Fuzzbutt.The prosecution's star witness maintains that both the purple food dish and the red water dish were on the blue mat, with their contents inside, at the time that she got into the shower. Returning from the shower, she found the food dish upside-down and the water dish at a distance of approximately 4 feet from said blue mat.
Photographic evidence shows the aftermath of this heinous crime. The suspect is seen fleeing in the bottom left corner of the photo over the blue mat, upon which the dishes had previously been located.
Investigators suspect that Mr. Fuzzbutt nosed his way under the blue mat, pushed it up against the cupboard and spilled the contents of the food dish. He then moved the water dish to a different location in order to avoid suspicion.
Mr. Fuzzbutt could not be reached for comment.
1 comment:
Lmao this post is so funny.
The defense argues that the prosecutions witness couldnt have taken that pic of Mr. Fuzzbutt leaving the scene of the crime if she found the evidence when she left the shower. I've known the witness for three years, she doesn't move that fast.
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