Ratboy's internal monologue at waking up

"Oh my god! I gotta go potty!" *rushes to the litterbox*
"Oh my god! I gotta itch!" *jumps out of the litterbox and scratches*
"But I still gotta go potty!" *jumps back into the litterbox*
"AH! Another itch!" *jumps back out of the box and scratches...and scratches*
"Still gotta go potty!!!" *jumps back into the box and does his business.*